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Anonymous asked: Have sex with me.


Answer:

hereiswishfulthinking:

I’d love to honestly. Just give me your name

Kayla Marie Barajas

manjolras:

tangledecstasy:

manjolras:

we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

I mean yeah cause hover boards are more essential to life than basic fucking human rights. 

you probably misunderstood this post

(via internetcallgirl)

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

(Source: prettylittletmi, via thatgwenchick)

saltyvessels:

thathickstergirl:

magicalbeautifulkibi:

ive-been-tired:

kuneria:

Bob Ross used to be a drill sergeant but quit because he hated having to shout at people. 

That at is why he always talked in such a calm voice.

Bob Ross is probably my favorite human being on television

(via thatgwenchick)

prep-in-training:

I need $5000 and an iced coffee

(via fight-0ff-yourdem0ns)

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