Seduce me with Sarcasm
undercover hopeless romantic;
certified mind blower
Morrissey, 1984 (when asked what his worst habit was)
(Source: xaqly, via lolcreep)
Avoiding people. I avoid people that I actually like. I suppose that’s a phobia, but it’s also a habit.
(Source: hellanne, via sunbaths)
Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.
"It’s pronounced like jif"
Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck